Really considering getting a doctorate in the Philosophy of Popular Culture

dischwasher:

now, I just need a university that won’t treat this as a joke.

Let me know if you find one.  I want to get a doctorate in the study of humor

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Hey Nick

I talked to Jaime.  She said you could not count the drawing for two, but she would take into consideration extra time and effort spent.  I am bringing paper plates and dessert napkins in case you decide to kill Jaime’s invisible horse.

floodwaters:

I guess 7AM is as good a time as any to go to sleep.

I really should get on some sort of regular sleeping schedule before my finals later this week.

Don’t forget it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.  Which is still not a good time to go to bed.

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